silenthowlss:

foxnewsofficial:

what if death is just level 2

I never played a level one that was this fucking hard

(via awkwardambition)

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via squid-of-anger)

(Source: vinesnow, via awkwardambition)

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via awkwardambition)

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.

(via squid-of-anger)

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

(via kocoumsbitch)

tasteofhiddles:

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD


I have waited for this all my life.

tasteofhiddles:

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I have waited for this all my life.

(Source: theacheofmodernism, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

tofugoddess:

little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

  • turn the lights on and open a window
  • eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
  • find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
  • take a long, relaxing bath
  • do yourself up in full make up and hair
  • be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
  • watch something funny on netflix
  • wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
  • immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
  • lose yourself in a really good book or movie

(via kimpossibooty)

How are you gonna get Cap interested in fighting Ultron when he should be consumed with finding Bucky?
The fact is Ultron is a clear present danger, and Bucky is in the wind. And we do mention the fact that that’s his sort of primary thing but he’s also working with The Avengers too. We’re not ignoring it but he definitely has to deal with a mad 8-foot robot… ‘cause that’s one of those things, you know, you put if off, and it just gets worse.
Michaela. 17. Avid procrastinator..